Pilchor, fed up with a life of uncertainty and hard labor, once asked "Why is there a universe?" Those around him did not know, so he went into the jungle to seek out the wise jungle creature eexx, a two-legged tri-cat of the jungle. His trip took many days and was fraught with unnamed atrocities. Suffice to say, he was glad when he finally beheld the sneering visage of eexx in the trees above him.

"Jungle tri-cat eexx," he started, but immediately the tri-beast interrupted him.

"I know why you have come. You have come seeking information," said eexx.

"You are very wise. My question -"

"I can tell that you are going to ask a question, and that you want the answer," said the tri-cat.

"Yes, oh wise tri-one."

After this there was a short pause.

The tri-cat said, "Um, yeah, so . . ."

"Oh, uh, the question I was going to ask was, um, why is there a universe?"

eexx set upon pondering this question for several days. Pilchor provided the jungle tri-cat water and spices. After 3 days, eexx stirred. It drew three parallel lines in the sand, and motioned Pilchor to come forward. "See," said eexx?

"Three lines I see!" exclaimed Pilchor.

"And you're on the wrong side of all of them," said the tri-beast. Then, eexx leapt at Pilchor and mauled him to death. Then the tri-one rolled the dead body in spice and water and ate Pilchor.